Morning jokes

1.Some people will be busy taking down notes in church during sermon as if they will read it later.😩
🙄🚶

2.Even those that Sleep on Mat, Will come on facebook and be like; "Goodnight am going to Bed"!!!.
Which Bed??
😁

3.The Only Advantage of Being a Nigerian is that "You can URINATE anywhere"
😂

4.Prosperity is light
My brother who had been using Toyota corolla for 9 years used to say 'forget it! car na car' provided it can take you to your destination until last week when someone sowed a Range Rover sport into his life. Now he is shouting ' car no be car ooo'
It's my month of favour.

4.Finally...,, Yoruba people have succeeded in adding pepper🌶 inside popcorn🍿
Innocent popcorn.......
😣

5.Guys If you want a naija Lady to reply your chats sharp sharp, just start it with
"Hi dear how is Nigeria today?"
Thank me later.